Code Name: Wolverine (1996)
I think I see the shape of Antonio Sabato Jr’s penis… oh wait, I saw the whole thing on display already in another movie. Next!
Category:2 Oogies
A Tentacle Encounter by Adri Armstrong
Today I learn that the human rear end entrance can enlarge and shrink to accommodate any size and length.
Rescued by the Earl by Roxie Brandon
Life-saving tip: don’t take a sip of alcohol each time a sentence ends with an exclamation mark in this story. You will suffer.
Dirk’s Secret Mission by Cole Braddock
The only selling point here is the sexy-mexy, and I’m not sold on that.
Grand école (2004)
Well, Teddypig appreciates the bared pretty man-flesh and the long, dangling… ahem. So that’s good, right?
Professor by Isla Chiu
This is a PhD in Do Not Want with a specialization in Go Away Now.
King’s Crown by Marie Johnston
Only a romance heroine will act like shagging a wealthy, hot dude is the worst thing ever.
Khepri Cockroach Tide (2020)
In a time when killer robot cockroaches are coming to kill us all, female humans are the true threat to humanity.
Love Is the Devil: Study for a Portrait of Francis Bacon (1998)
Oh boy! Flabby pale gay guys having drunken sex!
Zombie Night (2013)
The stupidity of mankind will wipe out humanity long before the zombies could do their thing.
