Spring (2014)
Ooh, another American going to Europe to find a hot local to shag. Oh, with some lame horror stuff thrown in.
Ooh, another American going to Europe to find a hot local to shag. Oh, with some lame horror stuff thrown in.
Zombies, zombies! Boring, boring zombies! Zom-bore, zom-boring, zom-blah zombies…
I think they forgot this was supposed to be a horror film and did a boring Lifetime-tier soap opera instead.
Let’s revisit a dark time in pop music, when Jordan Knight’s falsetto was terrorizing the airwaves.
Here are five super-generic domains for boring Ravenloft campaigns, for only $9.99.
Meh. At least it isn’t the reboot of The Twilight Zone, I guess.
Yay, another episode of popular horror tropes being defecated upon!
This is anti-fracking propaganda masquerading as a horror film, and Hollywood is crap at even pretending to be sincere about these things.
The author is more focused on showing off how many long sentences one can cram into a short story, than to actually tell a story.
This one makes a good case of why a dumbass man with empty pockets is a big no for romance.