Death on the Nile (2022)
Could the cause of death be boredom, by any chance?
Category:2 Oogies
Versivion: Let There Be Smut (2022)
Here’s a DLC that excludes everyone not into that eye-rolling Venom rip-off. Why does it exist?
Tomb of Nightmares by JH Brennan
You’re now Merlin’s debt collector. Press F to pay condolences.
Man of Her Dreams (1986)
Uggo men had gotten naked in this show, but they wouldn’t even let Antony Hamilton show some rear end? Fail!
Joaquin Fuertes: The Fuertes Cartel Book 1 by Chiquita Dennie
The romance genre continues to embarrass gangster dudes everywhere.
True Believer (1986)
While investigating a haunted monastery, let’s play touchy-feely with the spooky nun. Genius.
Wanton by Carole Mortimer
That one extra oogie is for the hilarious spanking scene.
Dead Man’s Curve (1986)
Hey, it’s that guy from Sixteen Candles! No, the other guy, the hot one that nobody remembers.
A Predator Returns (2021)
Oh, Bruce, that hot crazy psycho boyfriend. He deserves better than this.
The Late Christmas Gift by Sandra Martinez
Some people will like the gift, others may think it’s a lump of coal.
