Rosario (2025)
Boo! Except, not in a good way.
Category:2 Oogies
Longlegs (2024)
Here’s one of the TikTok Explainer Industrial Complex’s favorite movies of 2024.
Resident Evil: Death Island (2023)
Same old dead meat, different day.
True Family Values by April Murdock
Another lovely story of an idiot woman saved from her own idiocy by a man. True values, indeed.
The Old Guard 2 (2025)
Sheesh. Is there anything out there that is good to watch anymore?
Jurassic World Rebirth (2025)
The dinosaurs won’t die, and neither will this franchise, sigh.
We in Danger, Girl (2025)
The self-proclaimed genius continues to be an imbecile.
Two Evil Eyes (1990)
Two horror legends phone in while Harvey Keitel makes it weirdly hot.
Will the Real Natalie Please Stand Up? (2025)
Meet the MCU’s bold new strategy of making you root for gentrification.
Take Me Home (2025)
The worst MCU character finally has her own show to showcase why she is the worst ever.