The Lair of the White Worm by Bram Stoker
Three villains, zero thrills, and more swooning than scares.
Category:2 Oogies
Tales of an Ancient Empire (2010)
Green screens, yellow lighting, and a plot that ends mid-sputter… what could go wrong?
Day 13 (2020)
Babysitting meets satanic panic in this tepid teen thriller.
Darkest Hour / Wake Thy Power (2024)
Repetitive plots and missed comedic marks.
If I Can’t Reach You / Let My Song Teach You (2024)
Flat and forgettable.
In the Still of the Night by Terry Lawrence
The heroine tries very hard to find excuses not to fall in love.
Dangerous Lessons by Naomi Aoki
The lesson here is to make an effort to flesh out your characters before you do anything else.
My Favorite Grump by Beth Michele
These characters act like Christmas is a time of the apocalypse or something. Perspective, please.
Final (Vol. 2) by Enrique Iglesias
A lukewarm adios from pop’s sleepy señor.
Seekest Thou the Road (2024)
Is this a Marvel-ous misfire or magical mayhem?