The Bachelor (1999)
Nearly everyone is so bland and blah in this thing.
Category:2 Oogies
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
Eeeuw, gross.
Treasures of the Heart by Tina Runge
Everyone here, especially the heroine, could use a few more years of schooling.
Seduced by a Scoundrel by Barbara Dawson Smith
More of the same old clichés you can’t get enough of!
The Marplot Marriage by Beth Andrews
The characters are so silly to the point of being absurd.
Jewels of the Sun by Nora Roberts
Zzzzzzzzz even at Ireland.
End of Days (1999)
This is the true Antichrist movie.
The Reluctant Guardian by Jo Manning
This book has its charms, but it also tries very hard to be cutesy and girly. Shudder.
Bodyguard by Suzanne Brockmann
I can’t imagine why anyone would want to marry the hero.
Pokémon: The First Movie (1999)
The creatures are cute, but the movie is a waste of time.