
Emerald’s Fire by Eboni Snoe
Is this a romance or a new age tract?

Is this a romance or a new age tract?
No, baby, no!
For a medieval romance, the main characters are so progressive and forward-thinking, it’s nauseating.
A lot of the Rugrats magic is lost in the transition to big screen.
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Lawyers are assholes. And water is wet.
No, please don’t ruin Valentine’s day too!
No other way to say this: this is no other than a bore.
This is a bad cartoon that will make even Daffy Duck want to slink away in shame.
Ssh, don’t tell anyone but I think this one is too smart for me.