Morning Orbit by David Usher
Should a guy this whiny be allowed loose in the rock genre?

Should a guy this whiny be allowed loose in the rock genre?

More like, the gorge will rise again.

Can the inept heroine prove to the hero that she is pure and virtuous, unlike other women out there?

The author does her best to promote that women have no willpower or conviction when it comes to hot men.

Feminism is stupidity. Yay!

The heroine is a spy. Yes, she’s very stupid. How shocking!

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

Everyone here is nuts. Approach with caution.

Respect fatties! As long as they look like Gwyneth Paltrow, of course.

It’s as cringe-inducing as any movie based on a Nicholas Sparks book would be.
