The Touch (2002)
I guess Michelle Yeoh can’t afford to be choosy about her roles?

I guess Michelle Yeoh can’t afford to be choosy about her roles?

After all that initial bluster, he’s now whining about being misunderstood. Oh dear.

There are glimmers of OK-ness in here. Just small glimmers.

How could they do this to Phillip K Dick? Go ruin a Stephen King story instead!

Well, let it burn. No great loss to the world.

The hero is such a tosser that the entire story sinks as a result.

Watch out, the absurdity in this one is taken to toxic levels!

The hero is a perky gruesome la-la-land creature that holds all lesser beings spellbound.

Let me the one… on my way out.

Is this author trying to be a comedian or something?
