
Swimfan (2002)
Baby’s first Fatal Attraction here is as dull as dishwater.

Baby’s first Fatal Attraction here is as dull as dishwater.
Watch this for the eye candy, because the story isn’t anything much to shout about. At all.
Wait, big misunderstanding stories are still in fashion?
Not much awesome beneath this one.
Brandy guest stars on her own album as Darkchild takes over 24/7.
Oh, this one is so cheesy, it’s almost… Swiss. A cheap knockoff of one, that is,
This is a laughably incompetent police procedural story.
Stop putting out shallow chick-lit books as romance!
This puts the “dear” in “dreary”. Okay, that doesn’t seem right, but close enough.
This story muddles its way worse than the ghosts in it.