
Catherine and the Pirate by Karen Hawkins
Why are kiddies in stories like this one so bloody annoying?

Why are kiddies in stories like this one so bloody annoying?
Failed crossdressing idiot finds love with the man she spent all this while trying to flee. Typical.
This is a work of camp. If you expect anything else, be prepared to cringe and be disappointed.
What is it about woods in Southern redneck areas that attract dumb teens by the droves?
The lover in question needs to take a hammer at his crotch.
The author uses so many words to describe annoying banal things.
I think the author tried to be too clever when it comes to this one. It’s quite a mess.
Baby’s first Fatal Attraction here is as dull as dishwater.
Watch this for the eye candy, because the story isn’t anything much to shout about. At all.
Wait, big misunderstanding stories are still in fashion?