Observation (2025)
Nothing much happens… but at least the characters also take a break from competing in the idiocy Olympics.
Category:2 Oogies
Dawn of the Beast (2021)
You’d think a modern-day Night of the Demon-wannabe would be more interesting.
Metamorphosis (2025)
This show is starting to make me miss Alien: Resurrection intensely.
Mr. October (2025)
In space, no intelligent life form remains.
Once Upon a Time in California by Belinda Carlisle
How daring of her to take on the classics.
James’s Lady by Carole Mortimer
All the hero needs to do to get the heroine to obey him is to spank her. What, is she still in kindergarten?
Body Bags (1993)
When horror legends are forced to go slumming on cable TV.
His Jailbird by KL Donn
These people need to shut up more and let the story happen.
Rescued by Laura Harner
Yeah, “rescued” from believable character motivations, plot developments, and anything else that is halfway decent.
Criminal by Alexis Abbott
Assembly line-quality checklist romance coming up.