Maya (2024)
Men! Weak, disgusting men! The power of Mary Siouxes repels thee!

Men! Weak, disgusting men! The power of Mary Siouxes repels thee!

A stripper is stalked by Eric Roberts and is scared for her life. Or aroused. It’s complicated.

This is a cautionary tale about never sleeping with crazies.

Kingpin simps over Echo but she rejects him because all men are scums.

The amateur hour shows no sign of coming to a close, three episodes and counting. Sigh.

Claiming to be a satire or parody isn’t going to make this one good.

The Snyderverse finally comes to a sputtering and embarrassing end.

The funniest thing about this stale old, same old present-day MCU schlock is its box office numbers.

Wait, this isn’t the version of the film I was looking for…

There’s a monster in the Australian woods… well, for maybe ten minutes total anyway.
