Clarimonde (1998)
Only these people can make an episode about a horny priest so underwhelming.
Only these people can make an episode about a horny priest so underwhelming.
Fiction about gay guys, in ways that women wish all gay guys would be.
The heroine is one of the worst wretches I’ve come across in a while. Reject with prejudice!
I can’t help thinking of a particularly mean line from Ingrid Michaelson’s Boys Chase Girls while reading this.
A hot woman shags and dumps her prey, causing them to go cray cray and off themselves. How cute.
This boring season comes to a hilariously pointless and dumb closure. Oh, and meet a more OP Sue than Captain Marvel!
Mysterious footsteps and creepy long hair. That’s Japanese horror 101 alright!
Ah, the quintessential Thai horror trope: women would do anything to be beautiful.
They show all the gore, but bleep out the F word? How so American.
Hey, Moff Gideon is naked in this one! Bad news: his hands cover you-know-what all the time.