
Love and Mistletoe by Dawn Brower
Quick, someone reassure the heroine that she’s awesome and modest before she expires from the lack of attention!

Quick, someone reassure the heroine that she’s awesome and modest before she expires from the lack of attention!
A horror story with no threat or menace? That’s a first.
And your socks smell of angels. But your life smells of Brie…
Doctor Horny wants to get it on with a coma patient. Hot!
Talking animals 1, evil human 0.
This is far better than the sequel, but it’s still not good enough.
More like over one’s head, as this comedy is far more painfully embarrassing than funny.
Oh my goodness, the cover! It’s so adorable. The story? What story?
The story of how the Rock killed DCEU is more interesting than this generic cape schlock.
The dumb continues. I may enjoy Dave Filoni getting exposed for the hack he is if I didn’t have to watch this thing.