The Sacrifice Game (2023)
Time and brain cells are the real sacrifices one must make for watching this thing.
Category:2 Oogies
Anthony by Tami Lund
The hero needs a nanny, and he doesn’t even have to try hard to get one because, you know, penis.
Mary Had a Little Lamb (2023)
Good lord, are no fairy tales safe from these people?
Announcement (2022)
After all these episodes, Andor still hasn’t become any smarter.
Welcome Home Sir by Laci Paige
Is that airplane supposed to represent the heroine’s strap-on or something?
Fanny by Danni Roan
A bookish heroine is not the same as a dumb bell heroine, right?
Unholy Addiction by Lynn Burke
Addiction recovery groups are the new hookup joints, people!
To Know a Lord’s Kiss by Summer Hanford
Another selfish and unlikable brat is married out of the social whirl. Bless the sad sod that takes one for the rest of us.
Dreamkatcher (2020)
This one doesn’t try too hard to stand out from the rest of the generic creepy house movies out there.
Rome for the Holidays by Judy Angelo
Blue balls on the hero’s Christmas tree is the purest sign of true love.