Dungeons & Dragons: The Queen’s Cradle (2024)
It’s like the DM gave up 15 minutes into the campaign.
It’s like the DM gave up 15 minutes into the campaign.
Fog, gore, and a whole lot of what the heck.
A train wreck, and not in a fun way.
A movie where boyband members past their prime go to die.
The OG werewolf Penny Dreadful that time dreaded.
The real horror is how forgettable it is.
A moral tale of patience, perfection, and tiresome martyrdom.
A snowbound horror misstep with brainless victims, bland gore, and zero chills to thrill.
Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead signals the franchise’s plunge into pure, unwatchable chaos.
Promises a Bigfoot bloodbath but delivers something far more tedious.