Chuck (and Melvin) and the Beanstalker (1994)
Absolutely painful. Drop this one down the cliff.

Absolutely painful. Drop this one down the cliff.

PSA: a good grown-up must obey every whim of a brat.

A love story that is powered by 88% heroine stupidity and 12% dullness.

Katy Perry’s love letter to trying too hard.

More like dead before it even began.

A more appropriate title for this movie is Stupid Humans.

Mrs Giggles finally recovers from having played this vile thing.

Amateur costumes, bendy swords, and script chaos make this a laughable slog.

A sequel to Streets of Fire? More like the road to hell indeed.

A dull, brainless gorefest where the characters are dumber than the script.
