Heaven’s Rogue by Colleen Shannon
The heroine is genuinely convinced that a statue is her soulmate. Good thing it comes alive to roger her silly.
Category:1 Oogie
Lily Fair by Kimberly Cates
The heroine is so child-like that this story becomes creepy.
Starlight, Starbright by Saranne Dawson
I like the song by Madonna far better than this book, and I don’t even like that song.
Night Moves by Thea Devine
Someone thought it was a good idea to let Thea Devine terrify Harlequin Temptation readers.
The Christmas Box Collection by Richard Paul Evans
If this is godly fiction, no wonder there are atheists.
Stroke of Luck by Lillie Ammann
Which comes first, the stroke or the insane shrieking banshee lunatic act? It’s hard to tell.
Awake and Breathe by B*Witched
Maybe some people are just not meant to be stars. Get lost, girls.
Mickey Blue Eyes (1999)
Hugh Grant is so “Eeeeuw!” and this movie is so “Ugh!”.
Affirmation by Savage Garden
They want to live like animals. No, really.
The Vampire Armand by Anne Rice
Ugh, mess. What have they done to my beautiful Armand? TWATS!