
Haunted Hashbrowns by Katie O’Keene
I like the latter half of this one so much that I wish it’s its own story altogether.

I like the latter half of this one so much that I wish it’s its own story altogether.
Everything feels staged and tad too contrived for its own good.
Old friends and enemies and OOH NAKED HOOTEN.
This thing is written by a software. Change my mind.
Adult men bad, children good.
Aww, it could have been a fun bad movie, but then it drops the ball.
Sad to say, I doubt I’ll remember much about this one, after all that is said and done!
My money is on the crazy heroine dismembering the hero and serving him for dinner one of these days.
An otherwise enjoyable slasher film is ruined by a heroine that is just sort of there.
Ah, if only divorce is as awesome as this story makes it out to be!