
The Devil Conspiracy (2022)
This is a bad movie that hurts so good.

This is a bad movie that hurts so good.
Oh no, this is not how one puts on a show, sweetheart…
The movie is one big mope that does the adorable lead male character dirty.
Our heroine’s instinctive reaction upon being kidnapped is to furl her nipples. What can I say? He’s hot.
This movie embodies the phrase “interminable bore”.
The heroine meets her ex, they talk, and… wait, it’s the happily ever after now?
What is this thing? Still, the redcaps are cute… probably too cute for a horror film.
Finally, something is happening… or is it? Still meh, all things considered.
More like bare her goats, if you know what I mean.
WHO GREENLIT THAT BABY YODA SOMERSAULT SCENE?!!! FIRE THEM NOW!!!