
Spy Kids (2001)
Robert Rodriguez directing a kiddie movie? Are pigs flying now?

Robert Rodriguez directing a kiddie movie? Are pigs flying now?
This one is pretty fun, but it’s mostly style over substance.
Oh, boo-hoo-hoo, it is so tough to be a virtuous gal in filthy Hollywood!
This is animal cruelty.
This one is so artificial and cloying, it’s almost audaciously bad.
One of the Spice Girls with the better voices, with a more forgettable solo effort.
This hypocritical exploitative thing tries so hard to pretend to be something it isn’t, I actually feel insulted.
Holy cow, just how much drama does the author intend to force inside this thing anyway?
Predictably enough, they want everyone to know that they are now rockier and more grown-up, ooh.
This one is so bad, it turns out to be fun in a ridiculously trashy dumb way. Plus, Ryan Phillippe gets almost naked quite a bit.