Evolution (2001)
This one is a cheesy mess that still manages to miss the right spots.

This one is a cheesy mess that still manages to miss the right spots.

Ooh, all the lovely, lovely songs from the old days…

This is an imperfect kind of success.

Everyone’s heaping praises on it. I don’t get it. Oh well.

If you’ve ever dreamed of shagging your babysitter, this one is patterned after your heart.

Not exactly groundbreaking, but good enough for a comfy read.

The first half is good, The second half… well, the aliens must have struck or something.

The characters are all wrong for me, but they are right for one another.

Why all these tedious bickering and fighting over stupid things? Oh god, my poor head.

So many irritating children. Please throw them out!
