OLD, DATED, BUT STILL FABOO ARTICLES
- Exposed: What Really Happened in a Meeting at a Top Publishing Firm!
It's all about babies and cowboy Navy SEALs.
- Transcript of the CHEAT President's Speech
Stop exploiting babies in romance novels. That is bad and should not be condoned.
- What Really Happened at the Million Romance Reader March
Stop bashing romance novels, you sexists!
- The Birth of This Website
Back in 1999, before social media, blogs, and everything we know today...
Sizzling Screenplay Secrets
- Adam Sandler "Comedy"
Annoying imbecile triumphant.
Endgame: achieve cult status.
- "Smart" Crime Film
How to be Guy Ritchie in a few easy steps.
- Dear Egg Cave Members
Please shut up about the dramatics, the TMI, the whining, and the pouting because nobody cares.
- A Guide to Neopets for Beginners
This is a very short but simple list of things any new Neopets players should know in order to prevent any heartbreaks, burn-out, and other tragic consequences.
- Why Grundos Are Hot
Too many people are picking disgusting Shoyrus, deplorable Acaras, and hideous Lupes over the adorable Grundo, and I am here to set the matter straight. Adopt a Grundo today or else!
- Horatio Caine Must Die
All CSI shows have the same formula. A nerdy, eccentric forensics doctor. A kickass token attractive female. A wisecracking young guy. The moody and melancholic older female character. A know-it-all team leader. But Haratio Caine has the be most irritating CSI formula of all time!