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Hi! I'm Miss Hilarity Koffins, and I am seriously dedicated to promoting good PR and goodwill to all romantics out there. Hence, all my reviews here are glowing, sterling, silver-mint shiny, and they won't make your blood pressure rise. After all, if I have nothing good to say, I shouldn't say it. No book that get published is bad, mind you! Every published book must be good, so I won't go any lower than ACCEPTABLE in my ratings. Even that, ACCEPTABLE is given sparingly. Authors are sensitive souls after all.

About the reviewer The Reviews

Savage Thrusting Passion
By Minerva D'Antoinettalla (historical)
Rating: 100

Someone I Can Cling To Like An Ivy
By Generia Cookiecutter (historical)
Rating: 100

The Texan Cowboy Secret Agent And My Secret Baby
By Phillys Tex O'Phile (contemporary)
Rating: 100

Stormy, Bosom-juggling Tempestuous Ecstasy
By Illayana P'Arfait L'amourra (historical/contemporary/other)
Rating: 100

Rating Key

90-100 CLASSIC CLASSIC! BUY IT!

80-89 CLASSIC! BUY IT!

70-79 VERY GOOD! BUY IT!

60-69 GOOD! BUY IT!

50-59 ACCEPTABLE! BUY IT!

30-49 WHAT THE HECK! BUY IT!

Under 30 I'M TOO STUPID TO APPRECIATE THIS BOOK! BUY IT!

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