The heroine is a pee-pee injurer, but the author ends the party before anyone gets too damaged down there.

Ever wondered what happens when your destined mate is a ginger-freaking-bread cookie?

The hero is a shifter bee! Alas, the story can buzz off.

Why waste money planning an arranged wedding when one’s going to find a true mate eventually anyway?

I was prepared to roast it, but the author makes it so hard for me to get into a homicidal mood.