Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire (2023)
A slow-motion snoozefest that makes you wish for the sweet release of a Death Star blast.
Tag:Zack Snyder (Director)
Army of the Dead (2021)
The horrid, unlikable female character in a horror movie that becomes a huge liability and ruins everything… yup, that thing strikes again.
Justice League (2017)
This is quite the ride, although the plot is dumb and the villain is meh. DC is Marvel now, fam!
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)
The best thing about this movie is Wonder Woman’s throwaway appearance. Everything else is just dreary and plodding.
Man of Steel (2013)
I don’t recall Superman being this dreary, joyless, and insufferable. Can we have another reboot?
300 (2006)
Jesus, it’s like someone made a war movie out of an army of Ken dolls.
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
Sometimes bigger is not better, as this bloated movie demonstrates.
