12 Strong (2018)
Thank god for the USA, or the rest of the world will never get out of the Dark Ages!
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Independence Day 2: Resurgence (2016)
Is it too early to declare this one the worst stinker of the year?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
This movie is a reboot, completely ruined by that brain damaged bimbo who is responsible for every single mess in this movie.
Drive Angry (2011)
It may have Nicolas Cage, but it’s non-stop mayhem action from start to finish… so yes, cool with me.
The Dark Knight (2008)
Oh, bravo! Bravo! Standing ovation, darling!
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
This is the movie that started the banging – ahem – but it doesn’t really rock the house much, all things considered.
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Team America is here to save the day again!
What’s the Worst That Could Happen? (2001)
Well, the worst thing is that it bores me… oh wait.
Pearl Harbor (2001)
Ooh, it’s a bomb! Get it?
The Perfect Storm (2000)
Wait, there are people in this movie?
