Mother of Tears (2007)
A lackluster finale, Mother of Tears stumbles where Dario Argento’s classics soared.
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Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich (2018)
This tasteless little thing is an insult to the franchise, but the splatter is A+.
The Theatre Bizarre (2011)
Raped by a frog monster, dismembered and eaten by freaks, squashed up into a box… this is what happens when horror movies try to be too arty.
Downsizing (2017)
They wasted almost seventy million dollars just to make this confused garble of a movie? Should have just bankrolled a Netflix show.
John Carpenter’s Cigarette Burns (2005)
See? Watching deviant movies can turn you into a murderous lunatic.
Dracula 3000 (2004)
LOL, is this for real? It is? Oh, kill me now.
FeardotCom (2002)
A haunted website? How does that work?
Dancer in the Dark (2000)
Here’s a movie for pretentious twats to enjoy.
Blade (1998)
Forget all preconceptions about the awfulness of movies based on comics. Blade is one big bad mother… you know.
End of Days (1999)
This is the true Antichrist movie.
