The Monkey (2025)
A Stephen King adaptation that doesn’t embarrass itself that much? Must be a good day.

A Stephen King adaptation that doesn’t embarrass itself that much? Must be a good day.

The title is prophetic. Best keep this one at the bottom of your priority list.

The fate of the vampires rests on Selene’s incompetent shoulders. Oh god, they are all so screwed.

Best watched with brain shut down and minimal expectations – it may actually be fun if you do that.
