Menage a Trois (1997)
For shame, having a young Daniel Craig as the sex object but not even showing an explicit sex scene? Priorities, people!
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The Swords (1997)
A guy falls for a woman that loves getting penetrated by swords. There’s an obscene joke in there somewhere, definitely.
Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children (2016)
This is a pretty but soulless movie featuring the usual blank slate male lead being everyone’s information dumpster.
The Haunted Mansion (2003)
This is a joyless advertisement for a theme park, rather than a horror flick in its own right.
My Boss’s Daughter (2003)
Ashton Kutcher is the worst.
Full Frontal (2002)
Who would’ve thought a self-indulgent prattle about spoiled Hollywood brats would make such a dull movie?
Red Planet (2000)
Been there, done that, lost count.
