This Scot of Mine by Sophie Jordan
Just what is this? Seriously, what the nine layers of the burning pits down below is this thing?
Just what is this? Seriously, what the nine layers of the burning pits down below is this thing?
Girl gets everything falling perfectly onto her lap despite not really earning any of it, and spends ages whining about it all.
The heroine is so easily triggered by the idea of sex with a bloke, I wonder whether she’d be happier just having a pet.
The author shoves While You Were Sleeping into 19th-century England ballroom gear and gives me dry heaves.
And a great way to experience what a lobotomy feels like.