Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
Meaningless, illogically, badly acted, badly directed – what is this, a really bad joke?
Tag:Richard Harris
The Count of Monte Cristo (2002)
I should have just poked my eyes with a fork; that’d be a more enjoyable thing to do.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (2001)
Inept direction and a wooden lead actor make this adaptation far from magical.
Gladiator (2000)
Watching this one breaks my heart, because it’s so epic and awesome.