Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant (2009)
The whole thing is blah and meh squared.

The whole thing is blah and meh squared.

Ugh, apparently women all love immature bratty men. As if I need a movie to tell me that!

Yeah yeah, white men are immoral idiots, black people know how it’s done. Surprise, this is a Chris Rock movie.

Take away the shock antics, and there’s a pretty sweet, if silly, love story in there.
