Fast X (2023)
Same old crap, but with resurrection magic now.
Same old crap, but with resurrection magic now.
This modern day Gothic romance-gone-awry re-imagining of a certain story of Bram Stoker is more flaccid than biting.
It’s kinda fun, in a way, but it’s also super stale and the lead characters are the most boring ones in this lot.
Casting Sam Worthington in the role of a human being is the biggest mistake this movie could have ever made.
Finally, this incompetently done trilogy limps to a laughably bad end.
The franchise metamorphosis into ludicrous live action cartoon is now complete. Oh god, can it die off now?
This one borrows so heavily from many better movies, so why watch this one, and not those movies?
Rest in peace, Paul Walker. You beautiful, beautiful man. This movie, on the other hand…