The Flash (2023)
This flop of hilariously awful proportions is… dare I say it? It’s actually not bad.
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State Like Sleep (2018)
This is a lovely Lifetime movie masquerading as something more arty-farty.
The Shape of Water (2017)
If a scaly merman is the man of your dreams, this romantic fantasy will fill you to your gills.
12 Strong (2018)
Thank god for the USA, or the rest of the world will never get out of the Dark Ages!
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)
The best thing about this movie is Wonder Woman’s throwaway appearance. Everything else is just dreary and plodding.
Man of Steel (2013)
I don’t recall Superman being this dreary, joyless, and insufferable. Can we have another reboot?
Kangaroo Jack (2003)
Oh god, kangaroos are the tools of evil now? Is nothing sacred anymore?
Bad Boys II (2003)
Why do fun movies keep getting atrocious sequels? Is there some kind of sick cosmic rule about this?
8 Mile (2002)
How cute, Eminem wants to be an actor now. LOL.
Vanilla Sky (2001)
This is why you don’t simply remake other people’s movies!
