Morbius (2022)
With all those memes about this thing, I was expecting something so bad that it’s awesome. I was wrong.
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The Flash (2023)
This flop of hilariously awful proportions is… dare I say it? It’s actually not bad.
Dumbo (2019)
Tim Burton continues his further slide into cinematic obsolescence with this garish, soulless husk of a cash grab.
American Assassin (2017)
This is a live action cartoon flick, right?
Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
This one is entertaining, yes, but there is a rote Marvel Studio movie feel to it that leaves me feeling empty.
Toy Story 3 (2010)
And now, an unnecessary sequel way too late for anyone to care.
Herbie: Fully Loaded (2005)
Anyone want to fondle a talking car’s gearstick?
First Daughter (2004)
I don’t think anyone over 15 can really enjoy this one.