Morbius (2022)
With all those memes about this thing, I was expecting something so bad that it’s awesome. I was wrong.
With all those memes about this thing, I was expecting something so bad that it’s awesome. I was wrong.
This flop of hilariously awful proportions is… dare I say it? It’s actually not bad.
Tim Burton continues his further slide into cinematic obsolescence with this garish, soulless husk of a cash grab.
This is a live action cartoon flick, right?
This one is entertaining, yes, but there is a rote Marvel Studio movie feel to it that leaves me feeling empty.
And now, an unnecessary sequel way too late for anyone to care.
Anyone want to fondle a talking car’s gearstick?
I don’t think anyone over 15 can really enjoy this one.