Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant (2009)
The whole thing is blah and meh squared.
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Kong: Skull Island (2017)
Take some Predators-style drama, add a giant gorilla, and stir in liberal doses of violence and voila!
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
This Marvel adaptation is the one I have been looking forward to the most, so of course it has to disappoint me the most too.
Anger Management (2003)
This is almost a likable Adam Sandler movie. Well, almost. until it does a huge misstep eventually.
Gangs of New York (2002)
Hello there, overrated.
Chicago (2002)
The music is good. The movie… well, it’s okay, I suppose.
The Perfect Storm (2000)
Wait, there are people in this movie?
Magnolia (1999)
All the ugly guys in Hollywood come together so that they can play big studs in a little movie.
For Love of the Game (1999)
Kevin Costner is still flailing desperately to revive his career, it’s so… sad to watch.
Never Been Kissed (1999)
Oh squeal, this is exactly the story I want to have when I grow up!