Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant (2009)
The whole thing is blah and meh squared.
The whole thing is blah and meh squared.
Take some Predators-style drama, add a giant gorilla, and stir in liberal doses of violence and voila!
This Marvel adaptation is the one I have been looking forward to the most, so of course it has to disappoint me the most too.
This is almost a likable Adam Sandler movie. Well, almost. until it does a huge misstep eventually.
Hello there, overrated.
The music is good. The movie… well, it’s okay, I suppose.
Wait, there are people in this movie?
All the ugly guys in Hollywood come together so that they can play big studs in a little movie.
Kevin Costner is still flailing desperately to revive his career, it’s so… sad to watch.
Oh squeal, this is exactly the story I want to have when I grow up!