Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
TL; DR: Don’t bother.
TL; DR: Don’t bother.
We already have one Michael Bay; we don’t need an inferior, two-bit imitation.
Warning: this review contains spoilers. And plenty of lingering feels due to the baggage I carry with me, for being a fan of the series.
Leia, Luke, Han Solo, Chewbacca – it’s so good to see all of you again. Oh, and hi, new kids, I guess they ain’t so bad.