The Count of Monte Cristo (2002)
I should have just poked my eyes with a fork; that’d be a more enjoyable thing to do.

I should have just poked my eyes with a fork; that’d be a more enjoyable thing to do.

This one may not be a great movie, but the romance is unexpectedly hard hitting.

This one is more sentimental and manipulative than a conniving mother-in-law.
