It Chapter Two (2019)
Poor Pennywise. He’s stuck in nearly three hours of perpetual boredom.
Tag:Jessica Chastain
Dark Phoenix (2019)
This is the Syfy equivalent of a superhero movie. How embarrassing for everyone involved in this thing.
Molly’s Game (2017)
I am still trying to figure out why this story needs to be told.
Crimson Peak (2015)
Loki gets married and introduces the wife to his creepy, deranged sister. I give the marriage two weeks.
The Huntsman: Winter’s War (2016)
Thor and Not-Natalie-Portman take on Elsa, who just can’t let it go, while four midgets run around kissing for the Rule 34 crowd.
The Martian (2015)
What happens when MacGyver gets scuttled to Mars and has everything at his disposal to do his survival stuff?
Interstellar (2014)
Christopher Nolan wastes almost 3 hours to show that women are horrible emotional creatures.
