Hellraiser: Hellworld (2005)
An unexpected surprise, with mediocre charm, early-2000s tech nostalgia, and a dash of Superman.
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Black Adam (2022)
The story of how the Rock killed DCEU is more interesting than this generic cape schlock.
Justice League (2017)
This is quite the ride, although the plot is dumb and the villain is meh. DC is Marvel now, fam!
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)
The best thing about this movie is Wonder Woman’s throwaway appearance. Everything else is just dreary and plodding.
Man of Steel (2013)
I don’t recall Superman being this dreary, joyless, and insufferable. Can we have another reboot?
Immortals (2011)
Oh god, everyone involved in this putrid mess has better have a strong word with his or her agent.
The Count of Monte Cristo (2002)
I should have just poked my eyes with a fork; that’d be a more enjoyable thing to do.
