The skanky evil villain ho is far more interesting than the heroine, and that’s quite sad, actually.

Watch as the author turns a fun heroine into a pallid “good girl”. Boring!

The hero outmatches and outwits the heroine so much, it’s almost embarrassing.

I can’t feel my limbs by the time I reach the last page of this dull, dull book.

This one suffers from an overdose of passive behavior and nothing much else.

My goodness, how dull are these two main characters! What happened to the jovial hero I used to know?

This one can be slow, but there are some fine moments to savor.