Tomb Raider (2018)
This lifeless reboot is a complete morgue when it comes to delivering the thrills.
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Finding Dory (2016)
Do we really need to give Ellen DeGeneres a big paycheck for being her usual obnoxious self?
John Carter (2012)
Boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring.
300 (2006)
Jesus, it’s like someone made a war movie out of an army of Ken dolls.
Mona Lisa Smile (2003)
Julia Roberts tries very hard to exude maternal teacherly warmth. Too bad the movie is this hackneyed and lifeless.
Chicago (2002)
The music is good. The movie… well, it’s okay, I suppose.
28 Days (2000)
Sandra Bullock goes serious for once, and it’s a pretty good effort. The movie itself is preachy and hammy, though.
William Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream (1999)
Did anyone ask for an unimaginative movie adaptation of the play?
