The Vatican Tapes (2015)
Go watch The Omen or something – it’d be much better than this dreary waste of time.
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Furious 7 (2015)
Rest in peace, Paul Walker. You beautiful, beautiful man. This movie, on the other hand…
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
This Marvel adaptation is the one I have been looking forward to the most, so of course it has to disappoint me the most too.
How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014)
Even in fantasy Viking-wannabe lands, there is no getting away from whiny self-absorbed teens with first world problems.
The Island (2005)
For a Michael Bay-directed movie, this one isn’t too bad.
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (2003)
Yeah, I don’t think this franchise is going to happen.
The Four Feathers (2002)
The four agonies.
Gladiator (2000)
Watching this one breaks my heart, because it’s so epic and awesome.
