Jumanji: The Next Level (2019)
The sequel does the same things as the previous movie, only in far less interesting ways.
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Dumbo (2019)
Tim Burton continues his further slide into cinematic obsolescence with this garish, soulless husk of a cash grab.
Big Fish (2003)
Sick and tired of your selfish, narcissist drama queen parent? You are such an ass, this movie will tell you. Those parents are the best!
Duplex (2003)
This one deserves a Siberian suplex to the head.
Death to Smoochy (2002)
How can a movie about killing Barney be this turgid?
What’s the Worst That Could Happen? (2001)
Well, the worst thing is that it bores me… oh wait.
Man on the Moon (1999)
Is this a montage or a movie? It doesn’t seem to know either.
