The Stepford Wives (2004)
Good lord, they remade this movie into a comedy.
Good lord, they remade this movie into a comedy.
The Rock is… well, as fun to watch as a rock.
Oh god, kangaroos are the tools of evil now? Is nothing sacred anymore?
On the bright side, it’s nowhere as awful as they said it is. But it’s not good either, so there’s that.
Can’t Steven Spielberg do a movie that doesn’t reek of heavy-handed pretentious twattery?
The fundamental missteps of the movie dooms it from the very beginning.
This is a dreary chick flick with big stars. Julia Roberts pretending to be all sweet and humble is a big minus.
This one makes for a better photobook than a movie.