Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)
Thor the C-tier hero having the most sequel films to date is a sign that something is off with the MCU.
Tag:Christian Bale
Terminator Salvation (2009)
Why are they still churning out entertaining but dumb sequels? Let the horse die!
The Dark Knight (2008)
Oh, bravo! Bravo! Standing ovation, darling!
Batman Begins (2005)
This fantastic reboot will help erase the ghastly memories of the previous Batman movie.
Laurel Canyon (2002)
Another story of rich white people and their first world problems. Who cares about which of these bores is sleeping with whom?
Reign of Fire (2002)
It has dragons, Christian Bale, and… dragons! Ooh.
Shaft (2000)
This version of the dude is free of blaxploitation stuff. It’s serious, sober, and rather dull.
American Psycho (2000)
Evil is cool, but smugness is not. And this movie mistakes cool evil for smug twattery.
William Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream (1999)
Did anyone ask for an unimaginative movie adaptation of the play?
