Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire (2023)
A slow-motion snoozefest that makes you wish for the sweet release of a Death Star blast.
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The Gentlemen (2019)
All the scruffiest, sleaziest male eye candies are gathered in a single film for me to enjoy. Bless.
Papillon (2017)
I am not sure about the story, but oh my, so much pretty to look at. So much pretty… God, I need the NC-17 fanfiction now.
Pacific Rim (2013)
With the sequel just around the corner, I guess it’s time to get off my rear end and watch this one.
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017)
This is a clunky but entertaining kind of ridiculous fare. It’s not bad at all, but it could also be better.
Crimson Peak (2015)
Loki gets married and introduces the wife to his creepy, deranged sister. I give the marriage two weeks.
Abandon (2002)
The idea of Katie Holmes as a lead in a thriller is mildly intriguing, but the execution is not up to par.
