Ocean’s 8 (2018)
How can a movie with so many talented people end up being such a lifeless bore?
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Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
Either someone in Marvel Studios has a hate-on for Chris Hemsworth, or those Marvel folks have lost their damned plot.
Cinderella (2015)
This one doesn’t even pretend to be feminist even a little. Two steps forward, twenty steps back…
How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014)
Even in fantasy Viking-wannabe lands, there is no getting away from whiny self-absorbed teens with first world problems.
Robin Hood (2010)
Here is an interesting, human Robin Hood, but the movie itself could have been tighter.
Veronica Guerin (2003)
I never knew a stupid woman almost started a drug war in Ireland!
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
Now this is a disappointing, draggy way to end a trilogy.
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
More drama over a ring. You’d think it can make one forever young or something.
The Shipping News (2001)
I just love the scenery, ooh!
Charlotte Gray (2001)
How cute, they made a drama out of a reckless woman who got killed due to her own actions.