Choice (2024)
So many people choose not to watch this show!
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Destiny (2024)
Lesbian witches have woo-woo sex to give birth to automaton-like twins and then die in a small fire.
Lost/Found (2024)
Is this the final gasp of Star Wars after one too many bodily violations by Disney?
My Enemy (1989)
The moral of the day is that actors are cray cray. Try to look surprised, dear.
The Matrix Resurrections (2021)
After the dire last two sequels, someone actually wanted another sequel? Who asked for this?
Pompeii (2014)
Volcano explodes, people die, and I yawn.
The Bye Bye Man (2017)
Say bye bye to fun and joy when you sit down to watch this one.
The Matrix Revolutions (2003)
This movie is pure ass. Sorry, people who wasted all this time getting invested in the previous two movies.
The Matrix Reloaded (2003)
The magic is gone, and things just feel stale and pretentious.
Chocolat (2000)
Trite and predictable, this one is more of a cheap deal than gourmet.
