Jurassic World Dominion (2022)
Unlike the dinosaurs, this franchise refuses to die.
Unlike the dinosaurs, this franchise refuses to die.
Watch for the music. If you were expecting any new insight into Elton John’s life… well, that’s why they call it the blues.
Oh look, what a cute doggie! How can I resist… oh wait, this movie isn’t that irresistible.
Don’t let PETA-type morons be in charge. Who cares if millions of humans die? SAVE THAT CUTE MAN-EATING DINOSAUR!
If you have seen any of the previous movies, this one is going to feel very familiar.
So many hot guys in this movie. I need to fan my… face.
Why are they still churning out entertaining but dumb sequels? Let the horse die!
The valiant cast tries to distract everyone from how the movie is simply a silly twaddle.
Something doesn’t add up well in this overhyped flick.
I wish they have stolen this movie for Christmas.