Ad Astra (2019)
Ooh, a two-hour montage of Brad Pitt looking all angst-pretty under flattering hues!
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Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (2019)
Quentin Tarantino touches himself excitedly while directing this eye-rolling self-congratulatory waste of almost three hours.
Deadpool 2 (2018)
This is an odd example of a movie that has a stronger story line than the previous installment, but still manages to come off as less interesting.
King of the Road (1992)
Oh my god, Brad Pitt is in this one! Too bad the episode is a waste of time.
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
This is the movie that started the banging – ahem – but it doesn’t really rock the house much, all things considered.
Troy (2004)
Not even history can stop Brad Pitt from waxing his armpits for a role.
Full Frontal (2002)
Who would’ve thought a self-indulgent prattle about spoiled Hollywood brats would make such a dull movie?
Ocean’s Eleven (2001)
Everyone on the director’s guest list gets to come out and play in this self-indulgent flick.
Spy Game (2001)
There may be a good story here, but everything just feels… lazy.
Snatch (2000)
This one is pretty fun, but it’s mostly style over substance.
