Pompeii (2014)
Volcano explodes, people die, and I yawn.
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Suicide Squad (2016)
Watch it for Will Smith and Margot Robbie, because everything else here isn’t very good or memorable.
The Thing (2011)
John Carpenter’s version is so much better. Much grosser and scarier too!
Thor: The Dark World (2013)
The sequel is – wait for it – not as good as the original. Color me astounded.
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)
If you want to feel what it’s like to have your brain nuked by a missile, go watch this movie.
The Bourne Identity (2002)
Matt Damon gets all assassin-y and cool, but the movie seems to lack a pulse.
The Mummy Returns (2001)
The first move is better. A shocker, I know.
